i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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