I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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