i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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