Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
