Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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