question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
His nipple licking is glorious
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