Dual....:-)
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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