how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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