I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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