i was rollin on her like bob the builder
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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