whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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