I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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