So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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