rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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