I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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