So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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