i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
ok first of all what the fuck
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