Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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