You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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