I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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