I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
