so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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