He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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