it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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