so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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