It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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