I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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