i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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