so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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