Its about making memories worth repressing
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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