Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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