I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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