Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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