sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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