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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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