i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i think i have two assholes
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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