first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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