you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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