those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
