his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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