There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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