My friends, they love my intelligence
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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