Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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