I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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