i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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