Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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