covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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