Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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