so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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