She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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