we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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