...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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