If i come over, it means nothing
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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