My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I don't deserve a penis
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a shit load of segways right now
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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