i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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