ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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